PERCEPTION CHECK
Tom Cardy
歌词
00:00.000 作词 : Tom Cardy
00:00.048 作曲 : Tom Cardy
00:00.096 编曲 : Tom Cardy
00:00.144 制作人 : Tom Cardy
00:00.194On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark cloaked figures
00:03.872Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do?
00:05.815My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and-
00:08.192That’s a 1
00:08.830Critical fail, Steve what do you do?
00:10.406Well I believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree
00:13.869ok I rolled a 1
00:14.716That’s another critical fail, Tom what does your human bard do?
00:18.088Active Perception Check
00:18.935(roll)
00:19.844That’s a natural 20
00:20.511Let’s f**king go
00:21.086(flute)
00:22.833I feel it in my fingers
00:24.822I feel it in my toes
00:27.051These muthafvckas mean to harm us
00:29.849And they got to go
00:30.840So come on, get’em now
00:31.776You picked the wrong day
00:33.125To f**k around with my
00:34.295TIGHT CREW
00:36.454There’s no escaping it
00:37.562I can perceive you
00:38.668Here’s what we’re gonna do
00:39.606(flute)
00:40.909Me and my boys gonna mess you up
00:43.103I rolled a 1
00:43.636I rolled a 1
00:44.536F**K
00:45.642My boys are other wise engaged
00:47.612So i’m gonna bring it all myself
00:49.446Hey
00:49.946I forgot, you’re suppose to tell me what I see, right?
00:51.769Yes, thank you let’s just slow it all down a bit
00:54.074So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter
00:56.603I cast
00:57.009VICIOUS MOCKERY
00:57.845Nat 20 Let’s go
00:58.606You’re a short muthafvcka and nobody likes you
01:01.183(flute)
01:02.387SHORT!
01:02.945Everybody says “Look how f**king short that guy is”
01:04.817And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
01:07.409When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
01:10.531But the the doctor said
01:11.791wait
01:12.441This stupid muthafvcking tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I
01:16.227HATE IT
01:16.946Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure, perception check, please
01:20.527Nat 20 Let’s go
01:21.455You perceive the figure was so short because it was a
01:23.715CHILD
01:24.307It’s always a kid
01:25.008Specifically the child you’ve been looking for for the last
01:27.04415 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives
01:29.518ok i’m sorry, i didn’t know, i’ll be better
01:32.657His body’s just lying there right?
01:35.862right？
01:36.810yes
01:38.229don’t
01:39.155Loot That Body
01:39.869gonna loot that body now
01:41.109LOOT THAT BODY
01:42.018gotta loot that mutha7ka
01:42.879Play my flue when I loot that dead kid’s body
01:45.662(flute)
01:47.648B1T<H