00:11.55I am.. More than two faced,
00:12.84I've got at least six with cheap tricks
00:14.58To hide my not-so-pretty side while accentuating cheeks and lips
00:17.61I use battin' rouge to battle crews who don't like the remix
00:20.31And you just act confused by the way
00:21.87I choose to **** with a double helix
00:23.46Cuddle with me quick, get befuddled and sea sick
00:25.89My ugly mug'll be equipped to make it a struggle to see *******t
00:28.74The beat kicks, my belly feels empty
00:31.05I want a person there
00:32.19I'll curse and swear, and act unmother-like until
00:34.32I persevere
00:35.04Haven't been to church in years, right now that's the setting
00:37.92I couldn't think of a better place to cover my face and have a wedding
00:40.80It's upsetting how plastic my mask is getting
00:42.39It's melting and releasing toxic fumes
00:43.95Covered by lots of perfume, never coming out of my closet of costumes
00:46.59Cartoon versions of myself get drawn out
00:48.69After that occurs, time gets consumed
00:50.85I'm in the dressing room with the caricatures
00:52.80Until my head is cured
00:53.82I'm heading for pedicures and manicures
00:55.38Man, if your not damn sure of whether or not to pop the question
00:58.20I'll let you in on the answer..
00:59.70Think of *** in a camper...
01:00.84A phony life with a trophy wife, menthol cigarettes and cancer
01:04.05Smoke and
01:04.50Mirrors So sophisticated
01:13.62So cool I
01:15.90AM.. An illusion specialist turning tricks who could never diss
01:18.66The one the wake up next to even if it's not the one they went to bed with
01:21.48Breakfast at
01:22.08Tiffany's, skip lunch, make sure the dinner table is candle lit
01:24.87I squish my feet until they crunch, but
01:26.34I'm unable to make these sandals fit
01:27.78I can't just sit
01:28.59I need to
01:28.89MOVE and power walk, because
01:30.12Oprah said it
01:30.72And I won't forget it, she does it during the opening credits
01:32.97I'm so synthetic
01:33.75I like the smell of coke, get it?
01:35.13I powder my nose
01:35.91Power to hoes who pound on a hose while playing in a pound of snow
01:38.49I'm getting snow plowed,
01:39.45I KNOW It's time to **** a guy now
01:41.70I just applied blush and look surprised but it's the way
01:44.25I plucked my eyebrows
01:45.30Time out,
01:45.99I'm in a tanning booth... reading
01:47.34Danielle Steel
01:48.12And I'm planting banana peels beneath every damn man's heel
01:50.67Waiting for them to fall for my sad trick
01:52.59I stop, drop and kneel
01:54.06With a little touch of magic,
01:55.44I'll let David cop a feel
01:56.85I'm not real, but
01:57.63I've got F
01:57.99EELINGS... except in my nipples because of the breast implants
02:00.09To have my chest enhanced
02:01.20I pant in dresses but never dress in pants
02:03.09A club hopping strobe light honey...addicted to wrinkle cream
02:05.64Sipping on
02:05.97Listerine,
02:06.45Mr. Clean don't like the smell of nicotine
02:08.46Smoke and
02:08.94Mirrors So sophisticated
02:54.69So cool I
03:08.67AM.. Dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy